suwako's survival

a game by snorkel

a rage inducing nostalgic experience (contains flashing lights)

oh noes!!!!11!!! suwako moriya from the hit game touhou 10: mountain of faith has lost all her swagalicious powahz!1!!!!1111!!!11111 all she can do now is flap her arms like a madma                          n.

tghuis is crazy!!! wha tare we goig rto do!??!?!?!?!?!? i know what we are do... we are flap the arms to fly away frojm metal slug sprites in the seizure zone!!!

"pasta a pizza baby...."

score and stuffz :3

every second you are alive iss 1 point on the scoreboard, my personal recor  dd is 69 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!11!!11!!11!!1111111!!!111!!11111!!1111!!11!!!111!

enemies

you got the floating cyclops thignie from metal slug that i found off of google images, every 5 seconds they fire a "clonin blasst" which upon contact with the walls will die and allow the floating hootenanny to make more clones of it every 1 second, there is also a big blast that like hits you slowly and stuf                     f.so yeah.. dont touch anything, includin g the edges of the map (those kill you too lmao) also every 60 seconds another tiny basby floating cyclops is manufactured (dont ask me how that works its not liek i made the game or anyhting)

controls

you are being forever dragged down so press your up button to go up and your left and right to go left and right obviously.. but you cant hold them down that doesnt do anythighn you have to mash to move, ALSO PREssing the down bottom makes you dive down faster for extra movemnt mechancis. 

but yeah that's the game and I hope you enjoy, don't worry i'm not actually horrible with grammar I just think it adds onto the experience of it all, also I sorted out the start immediately issue, anyways yeah you should totally play this, something to note is this is meant to be based on like old rage-inducing flash games so if you play for 5 minutes and rage quit don't worry I won't be mad, this one runs at 60 fps and once again, flashing lights so be careful 

music used is Beatdown (Strider Style) from Homestuck, the webpage is intentionally ugly looking and intentionally has the same pic multiple times for the vibe.